Piť treba rýchlo

Načo mám piť pomaly
treba mi piť rýchlo
načo mám mať holú riť
keď môžem byť v rifloch

treba sa mi ponáhlať
keď ma ponúkajú
však keď rýchlo vypijem
možno ešte dajú

keď sa budem ponáhlať
hádam dajú ešte
Treba flašku vytiahnúť ?
Požičiam vám kliešte !

čo sa mám čo krenkovať
čo sa mám čo hanbiť
ten čo si piť  nepíta
ten má prázdne gamby

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